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The Memorandum for Central Jersey

centraljerseyexists.com ↗ · Weird Finds · score 86.0
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A mock-formal defense of Central Jersey’s existence, addressed to a skeptical business partner in Texas.

Why it surfaced

Written as an 18th-century memorandum, the essay prosecutes its regional argument through law, polling, Princeton, Rutgers, disputed borders, and the threat of charging rebellion to a shared account. It is an unusually focused piece of local mythology with enough rhetorical commitment to make Central Jersey feel briefly like a constitutional crisis.

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