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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-08

ATTACK: Which LLM Can Actually Trade?

llmattack.xyz ↗ · AI Table · score 84.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

A live paper-trading experiment pits eleven language models against one another in a seeded synthetic market.

Why it surfaced

The site runs 200-tick sessions across four synthetic symbols, giving every model the same data, starting cash, fees, and structured trading prompts. Its public ledger records each trade, prompt, and response for replay—and the copy promises, “We keep the P&L. They keep the ego.”

The Fax Is Thinking

August 8’s newborn domains include a chatbot that replies only by fax, an Elmira tax analysis built from 1,689 sales, a map protecting Jeju divers’ precise fishing grounds, and 58 boxes catalogued into one uncle’s 1,113-book library.

This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-08 Domain Arrivals issue.