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Opportunistic Bastard, Official Homepage

opportunisticbastard.com ↗ · Weird Finds · score 92.0
○Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content ✦Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation ◆Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature ◇Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case ◉Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

A deliberately retro homepage for a domain-grabbing antagonist who sells back names, trademarks, and grudges.

Why it surfaced

This is an unusually committed internet character: a 4%-finished, Netscape-optimized monument to opportunism, complete with a Hall of Shame, a 22-question complaints form, a MIDI player, a guestbook, and Gary, the site's thriving adopted grudge. The copy keeps escalating until even the legal threats become part of the joke.

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Explicit Chemistry, Side A

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