Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-10
Birds Are Shit, Apparently
A satirical public ranking system that invites visitors to judge birds from “absolute rubbish” to “top bird.”
Why it surfacedIts premise is wonderfully specific and its copy commits fully: “All animals are equal, but most birds are shit.” Visitors can cast judgments, skip birds, search the directory, and even submit new defendants, while the site's declared methodology is simply: “There isn't one.”
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Ham Is Specifically Discouraged
August 10’s newborn domains include a mock cryptid council that specifically discourages ham, a vintage phone collecting messages for Twyla’s 70th, a 4.5-meter dish measuring Galactic hydrogen at 1420 MHz, and an open index that found 530 sites permitting GPTBot in robots.txt while refusing it at the server.
This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-10 Domain Arrivals issue.