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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-10

Canonical English Wants Prose Machines Can Actually Parse

canonicalenglish.com ↗ · Developer Corner · score 82.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

Canonical English is a controlled subset of English for machine-readable, machine-checkable communication, with URI-grounded proper nouns and a linter called noah.

Why it surfaced

The project combines an Attempto Computable English grammar, a vocabulary graph, semantic-web links, version metadata, and automatic checking in one open specification. Its ambition is unusually large: English that remains expressive and readable while removing ambiguity for machines.

Ham Is Specifically Discouraged

August 10’s newborn domains include a mock cryptid council that specifically discourages ham, a vintage phone collecting messages for Twyla’s 70th, a 4.5-meter dish measuring Galactic hydrogen at 1420 MHz, and an open index that found 530 sites permitting GPTBot in robots.txt while refusing it at the server.

This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-10 Domain Arrivals issue.