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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-12

HEARSE, the obituary desk for dead pump.fun tokens

hearsefun.xyz ↗ · Suspicious Gentlemen · score 84.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

HEARSE monitors Solana tokens launched on pump.fun, records their deaths, and publishes an obituary for each one.

Why it surfaced

This is an unusually coherent crypto specimen: an “autonomous undertaker” that tracks liquidity, volume, buyers, and cause of death before filing the result in a permanent register. It also plans to issue its own $HEARSE token while plainly admitting that it has “no revenue, no roadmap” and is not an investment.

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This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-12 Domain Arrivals issue.