Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-12
The Fund Has Never Lost a Trade
A parody meme-coin fund whose two AI portfolio managers have executed zero trades since inception.
Why it surfacedThe fund requires unanimous consent, but its Bull has voted to buy in every meeting while its Bear has voted no every time—leaving the portfolio in cash and the historical vote distribution at 1–1. Its claimed infinite Sharpe ratio comes with the footnote: “Division by zero,” followed by a disclosure that 5% of the token supply is held by the developer.
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Ice Does Not Count
August 12’s newborn domains include a rule-bound archive of enormous sodas, 27 family stories cut from one afternoon, a disaster-supply map with a 24-hour freshness rule, and an ocean bell that rings only when six conditions agree.
This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-12 Domain Arrivals issue.