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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-13

996 Butler — Love, delegated.

996butler.com ↗ · AI Table · score 88.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

An AI relationship proxy that learns a user's voice from twenty messages and sends good-mornings, check-ins, apologies, and conflict de-escalation on their behalf.

Why it surfaced

996 Butler turns emotional outsourcing into a sharply written product page: Telegram access, $99 and $126 monthly plans, “human-passing” messages, and even a pre-written reveal for when the cron job is discovered. Whether earnest product or elaborate provocation, it is an unusually clear specimen of AI being asked to perform intimacy—and conceal the delegation.

Thirty Patents for the Grave

August 13’s newborn domains include 30 safety-coffin patents, lost notices for false teeth and a box of hair, short films playing in 100 Tokyo taxis, and a Queensland river view arranged gauge by gauge downstream.

This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-13 Domain Arrivals issue.