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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-13

GymRoast, the workout app that heckles you between sets

gymroast.org ↗ · Useful Tools · score 84.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

An iPhone strength-training log that tracks every set, maps exercises to muscle groups, and plays randomized insults when your rest timer ends.

Why it surfaced

GymRoast pairs a serious training ledger with lines like “Your arms should be thicker than your excuses.” Its homepage also claims 873 illustrated exercises, muscle weighting drawn from 60-plus EMG and hypertrophy papers, CSV import, and on-device storage with no ads or tracking.

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August 13’s newborn domains include 30 safety-coffin patents, lost notices for false teeth and a box of hair, short films playing in 100 Tokyo taxis, and a Queensland river view arranged gauge by gauge downstream.

This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-13 Domain Arrivals issue.