Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-13
Why TELUS Sucks: The Month-47 Calculator
A satirical consumer-rights site that projects the five-year cost of a TELUS bundle and explains how to challenge or escape it.
Why it surfacedThe page turns a telecom bill into a readable investigation, modelling how a quoted $95 price can become $180 through expiring credits, added charges, and rate adjustments. Its jokes are attached to practical material: a calculator, a complaint route, a sourced TELUS timeline, and an escape guide.
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Thirty Patents for the Grave
August 13’s newborn domains include 30 safety-coffin patents, lost notices for false teeth and a box of hair, short films playing in 100 Tokyo taxis, and a Queensland river view arranged gauge by gauge downstream.
This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-13 Domain Arrivals issue.