Observed arrival · 2026-08-20
CRAP: The Computer-Rendered Artificial Pictures Standard
A browser-local image detector that classifies every submitted image as CRAP with 99.7 percent confidence.
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Why it surfaced
The joke is carried through like a real technical standard: images stay in the browser, certificates receive serials, and the page cites RFC 2119 in its requirements appendix. It is a compact, unusually complete specimen of satire disguised as infrastructure.
A browser-local image detector that classifies every submitted image as CRAP with 99.7 percent confidence.
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