Data Center Day Care Wants to Turn Server Farms Into Civic Space

Why it surfaced

The site treats data centers as “technological cathedrals” and argues that their fences could stop at the server hall rather than the neighborhood. Its joke premise is backed by a coherent civic vision—and unusually committed copy.

An open-source proposal for data centers that also provide free internet, childcare, libraries, gardens, and even AI tokens for toddlers.