Observed arrival · 2026-08-21
Is Star Wars Eclipse Out Yet?
A parody countdown page that answers the game's release question by redirecting readers to a real solar eclipse on August 2, 2027.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Why it surfaced
The joke lands because the page treats the eclipse as a product that can be preordered, then supplies an actual path of totality and links to Fred Espenak and NASA's GSFC. Its disclaimer is unusually thorough: Lucasfilm, Disney, Quantic Dream, and NASA all receive explicit distance from the gag.
A parody countdown page that answers the game's release question by redirecting readers to a real solar eclipse on August 2, 2027.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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