Observed arrival · 2026-08-21
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An interactive political satire about an elderly baboon who has been about to leave office for thirty years.
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Ask the title character a question and the site makes you wait fifteen seconds for him not to answer. Its survival record includes a doomed coalition, a lost election, a vanished successor, and—most impressively—a Tuesday.
An interactive political satire about an elderly baboon who has been about to leave office for thirty years.
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