Observed arrival · 2026-08-21
Roast Anything Has Notes, and It Is Not Feeling Gentle
An AI feedback tool that critiques resumes, websites, and GitHub profiles in several intensities and languages.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Why it surfaced
The page understands its own premise: a resume can be “technically a resume” but “emotionally, a cry for help.” Its fictional examples turn familiar portfolio and hiring failures into a clear product demo, while the underlying feedback is framed as constructive rather than mere insult.
An AI feedback tool that critiques resumes, websites, and GitHub profiles in several intensities and languages.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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