Observed arrival · 2026-08-21
The Siloviki Stare
A minimalist stillness game in which four bears watch you, and the only objective is to avoid moving.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Why it surfaced
The rules are unusually strict: moving the mouse, scrolling, typing, tapping, clicking, switching tabs, or minimising ends the session. Its mock-bureaucratic framing—“THE POOTIN FILES,” “Save the indictment,” and a browser-only best time—gives a tiny interaction an oddly elaborate paper trail.
A minimalist stillness game in which four bears watch you, and the only objective is to avoid moving.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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