Observed arrival · 2026-08-23
Stats by Fans, the Chinese-buffet ledger
A fan-made statistical desk tracking one man’s attempt to eat at every Chinese buffet he can find.
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Why it surfaced
The desk counts visits, prices, rangoon, pauses, states reached, and the ongoing risk of food poisoning—with $2,137.47 recorded across 64 priced visits. Its house rules are unusually serious: everything comes from the tape, nothing is guessed, and the subject can ask for the page to disappear.
A fan-made statistical desk tracking one man’s attempt to eat at every Chinese buffet he can find.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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