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JuicyDildo: The History Is Messier Than the Myth
A source-critical history of sex toys, dildos, vibrators, sex dolls, and sex shops.
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The project separates several kinds of historical claim that are often collapsed into a single “oldest” or “first” story. Its homepage reports five scoped source registers containing 546 records, while the five cornerstone histories contain between 92 and 141 sources each. An artifact comparison places Hohle Fels and Vindolanda beside later examples and marks sexual purpose as unproven or still open where the evidence does not settle it.
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