Observed arrival · 2026-08-25
The Annual Pentest’s Funeral
Intruder stages a London funeral for the once-a-year penetration test and pitches continuous, AI-assisted security testing in its place.
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Field notes
The page uses a funeral program as its organizing structure: visitation, eulogies, and a wake lead into a pitch for testing on every significant deploy. Its obituary gives the old workflow a precise timeline—six weeks of scoping, one week of testing, and a report a month later—before listing the product’s claimed targets, including IDORs, payment flaws, and race conditions. Pricing is stated as starting at $4,000.
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