PottyRadar: Festival Sanitation, With a Dating Feature

Field notes

The interface organizes restroom pins around operational details rather than ordinary venue information: service status, latch condition, line velocity, distance from the main stage, and even a four-degree lean appear as distinct data points. Example reviews apply tasting-note language to sanitation, including “hand sanitizer and distant pine” and a “generous pour of blue liquid.” The page also exposes a preserved v1 interface and describes licensed sensing infrastructure, giving the joke a surprisingly complete product and systems vocabulary.