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Card 170 of 9992026-08-27 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-27

Crimes Against Cocktails, Committed in Portland

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Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

The memorable Crimes Against Cocktails domain leads to Malpractice, a Southeast Portland bar serving elaborate cocktails, sake, wine, beer, and food.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-27 issue.

Field notes

The menu is organized by drink family and gives unusually granular preparation details, including acid-adjusted cucumber juice, clarified Greek yogurt, and a house-made unfiltered amaro called Malamaro #2. Prices are visible throughout, with most cocktails at $17 and sake offered in two- and four-ounce pours. The page also identifies individual contributors for many drinks, giving the list the feel of a collaborative bar program rather than a generic beverage catalog.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade

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