Observed arrival · 2026-08-27
Melde for Mayor: Proctor's Rule of Thumb
An unofficial 2028 mayoral campaign site for Dave Melde, built around fishing, Cribbage, model trains, and Proctor-specific civic jokes.
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The site organizes its campaign fiction around three named pillars—fishing, Cribbage, and model trains—then turns each into an interactive or quasi-civic mechanism. Its examples include a 29-point hand, a Pike Lake fishing update, and an HO-scale DM&IR coffee express with DCC sound and smoke described as active. A countdown identifies Tuesday, November 7, 2028 as the stated election day, while an on-page bulletin makes clear that the candidate has not approved the website.
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