Observed arrival · 2026-08-27
Drunk, Not Fat
A cocktail calculator and ranking system for finding drinks with the most alcohol per calorie.
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The ranking treats a cocktail as a measurable ratio rather than a recipe alone, combining ingredient quantities, ABV, calorie estimates, and modeled dilution. The visible library can be filtered by spirits such as whisky, rum, gin, and mezcal, as well as flavor categories and glassware. Its top listing is Ti' Punch, shown with 142 calories, 1.00 ounce of alcohol, 33.3% ABV, and 3.0 ounces of total volume.
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