Observed arrival · 2026-08-27
Useless, the social network for information nobody needed
A deliberately pointless social network built around daily questions, public nonsense metrics, and games about friends' least important habits.
Field notes
The project organizes its joke around a daily question, a public activity feed, and a set of group games rather than a conventional social timeline. The page identifies Supabase as the source for its activity data and displays counters such as 84,219 grass encounters and 12,481 coffees funded. Its listed games accommodate groups from two to twenty players, with skipping explicitly allowed in the alcohol-adjacent format. The app itself is described as still being assembled, so the visible homepage is more evidence of the concept than proof of a working network.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
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