Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
The Boneyard, a cemetery for failed startups
A digital graveyard where dead software projects receive mausoleums, tombs, or a place in the mass grave.
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Why it surfaced
The site turns startup failure into a sharply organized public ritual, complete with obituaries, epitaphs, paid headstones, and $49-per-month cemetery advertising. Its best entries land like tiny jokes: “A helpdesk nobody needed help with” and “Optimised the warehouse. Not the runway.”
A digital graveyard where dead software projects receive mausoleums, tombs, or a place in the mass grave.
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