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Card 087 of 10002026-08-28 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-28

The Boneyard, a cemetery for failed startups

boneyard.online Observed source
Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A digital graveyard where dead software projects receive mausoleums, tombs, or a place in the mass grave.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-28 issue.

Why it surfaced

The site turns startup failure into a sharply organized public ritual, complete with obituaries, epitaphs, paid headstones, and $49-per-month cemetery advertising. Its best entries land like tiny jokes: “A helpdesk nobody needed help with” and “Optimised the warehouse. Not the runway.”

A digital graveyard where dead software projects receive mausoleums, tombs, or a place in the mass grave.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
†AdsAdvertising visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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Landing page observed 2026-08-28. The live site may have changed.