Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
Brand My Everything, an index of rented-out personal surfaces
A live index of people selling advertising space on laptops, cars, fingernails, race kits, and other unusually intimate pieces of real life.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The index ranks campaigns by money raised and separately totals disclosed sponsor spending, rather than treating the boards as ordinary advertisements. Its examples include 21 placements across a triathlon kit, bike frame, and helmet; ten sticker zones on a MacBook Pro; and a Tesla campaign with a stated €75,000 target. Sponsor disclosure is conditional: private names are omitted until the individual board publishes them.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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