Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
Brand My Ass, the Internet’s Slappable Billboard
An 18+ comedic advertising experiment where brands bid for tattoo-like placements on a cartoon cheek, then defend their rank with harder slaps.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The placement system assigns ranks by cumulative confirmed spend rather than a hidden scoring formula. Ranks 1–6 receive prime tattoos, ranks 7–18 receive micro ink, and ranks 19–36 receive stapled notes, while equal bids preserve their original order. The page reports no participating brands or cheek activity at the time of observation. It also credits outbid.lol as the inspiration and identifies the project as an A RAXXO Studios experiment.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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