Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
CashCats LLC: The $32 Billion Cat File
An interactive dossier turns a real-seeming 2013 funding anecdote, a Tumblr of cats on cash, and an imaginary feline boardroom into investigative fiction.
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The page uses a file-and-exhibit structure: a record section lists the $500,000 GV seed cheque, a Tumblr result dating to 2011, and a claimed July 2021 valuation of $32 billion before the narrative announces that everything below is invented. The fictional board then assigns operational roles to eight cats, including a CTO with “three years of keyboard experience” and a treasury department represented by a cat standing on the floor’s filing system.
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