Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
PLUSH: The Stuffed Animal Company With $900M in Profit and Zero Plush Sold
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A deliberately absurd plush storefront and $PLUSH token site on HyperEVM, offering six fictionalized product lines and one monitor lizard for sale.
Field notes
The storefront treats inventory as lore: Cabinet Cat has 12 made, Monitor Shark has been “perched since 2024,” and the Monitor Lizard is listed as the final available item. Its “plushening” sequence runs from a flat object through eggs and hatching, while reviews are restricted to $PLUSH holders. External links direct visitors to Dexscreener, HyperSwap, motion.meme, and pump.fun, and the page displays a HyperEVM contract address.
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