Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
Throw Shit at the Wall, Literally
An offline advertising-platform prototype where brands hurl their names, links, or phrases at a shared wall and pay for how well they stick.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The prototype models advertising as a shared wall with simulated throwing, adhesion, leaderboard position, and cleanup. Visitors can load a brand, link, resume, or phrase, then use controls for zooming, panning, aiming, and water pressure. The displayed economy runs from free throws to $100 load-bearing placements, with $10 Magic TP for removing a competitor and a $50 janitor action for washing the wall. The page states that this version takes no payments.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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