Observed arrival · 2026-08-29
The 150% CDI Cap
A satirical pre-order for a Brazilian cap riffing on a promised 150% CDI return and the collapse of Banco Master.
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⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The product is framed through a mock investment sheet: its asset class is “Headwear,” its liquidity is “D+0, na cabeça,” and its rating is “AAA, autoavaliado.” The page says production is demand-based, with orders made after the stated pre-sale deadline and tracking sent by email. It also distinguishes the cap from official bank merchandise and specifies payment processing through InfinitePay, a seven-day cancellation right, and an exchange route for defects.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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