Observed arrival · 2026-08-29
Bid4Head Wants to Turn Foreheads Into Ad Space
A parody marketplace proposing forehead advertising, beginning with a locked auction for KSI's forehead.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The proposed marketplace ranks forehead ad spots rather than selling a conventional banner: a higher bid demotes the current logo, and the winning placement earns the crown. The visible Lot №001 page reports $0 raised, 14 watchers, and no bids, with an unlock condition tied to a $100,000 valuation. A separate form invites forehead owners to submit spots, logos, links, and minimum bids. The site explicitly labels the KSI concept a parody and disclaims affiliation.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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