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Card 129 of 9982026-08-29 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-29

Brand My Matic: Auction Off a Robot’s Best Surfaces

brandmymatic.com Observed source
Editorial interest 82/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A live auction offers four physical logo placements on a Matic home-cleaning robot, with opening bids from $150 to $400.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-29 issue.

Field notes

The page maps advertising inventory directly onto a physical cleaning robot: two rectangular top-panel areas, one circular wheel face, and a wide cleaning-head area. Each placement has its own opening bid, and the page says uploaded logos appear on the robot while bids are active. The listed machine measures 11 by 9.4 by 7.8 inches, uses a 600 mL water tank, and is presented alongside a $1,245 purchase goal.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use

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Landing page observed 2026-08-29. The live site may have changed.