Observed arrival · 2026-08-29
Donald Ducks — The Geese Are Next
A satirical petition proposing that Canada geese be renamed “Donald Ducks” after the site’s claimed renaming of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.
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The project packages its joke as a mock administrative process: an executive naming ledger, a formal petition, and a public filing roll. The proposed name applies to Branta canadensis, described here as a black-headed, white-chinstrapped bird whose honk carries across a neighboring province. The visible counter shows 99 of 100,000 signatures, while the form accepts an optional city and a 280-character note.
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