RetroPals Wants to Retire Your Smartwatch

Field notes

RetroPals organizes its alternative to continuous tracking around a weekly reflection: users rate eight areas of wellbeing, add context, and are told that an AI companion will turn the entry into plain language. The homepage links to App Store and Google Play downloads, pricing, account deletion, and data deletion. Its strongest explanatory device is a mock diagnostic interface that reports invented measures such as “Vibe Coefficient NaN” and “Serenity Streak 0 days,” making the product’s anti-dashboard argument concrete.