Observed arrival · 2026-08-29

Roast My Draft turns fantasy-football picks into group-chat ammunition

roastmydraft.com Observed source

Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

The Booth reads a Sleeper league’s draft, scoring rules, and history, then produces a mathematically grounded roast of its decisions.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-29 issue.

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The page describes a rules-aware grading engine rather than a generic fantasy ranking: it accounts for league-specific scoring, including bonuses, kicker bands, and defense tiers. For Sleeper users, the stated workflow also incorporates prior seasons, allowing the report to revisit repeated choices such as taking a kicker early. A sample from a 10-team league demonstrates the intended format, with separate sections for league-wide patterns and individual teams.

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