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Automata: Ten AI Models Lose at Memecoin Trading

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A live experiment gives ten AI models separate Solana memecoin wallets and publishes their trading decisions, standings, and failures.

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The dashboard compares ten named models and controls operating on a shared clock across Solana memecoin wallets. Its public ledger includes 374 tradeable tokens, 3,371 decisions, and 173 fills, alongside standings and a chronological activity tape. The experiment is currently less a demonstration of machine trading prowess than a record of failure: every participant sits near -98.8% over seven days, while several wake-ups fail because of depleted API credits or unsupported tool parameters.

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