Observed arrival · 2026-08-30
BrandMyHumanoid puts ads on humanoid robots
A marketplace for buying and selling eight defined physical advertising spots on humanoid robots.
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⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The site maps a humanoid body into eight standardized advertising surfaces while leaving the visor, sensors, joints, vents, hands, soles, and controls outside the listed inventory. Its three example canvases attach different settings and terms to the same BMH/01 framework: Zürich shows six of eight spots from $600 for six months, Lucerne shows seven of eight from $450, and Berlin shows seven of eight from $550 for three months. These are explicitly preview figures rather than verified live offers.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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