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Card 243 of 9992026-08-30 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-30

Eloise, the Anti–Data Center Donkey

eloisethedonkey.com Observed source
Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.

A narrative site about a miniature Florida donkey who became the symbol of a local fight over a proposed 1,356-acre industrial expansion.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-30 issue.

Field notes

The page builds its account around a specific land-use dispute: Eloise lived roughly 30 feet from the Osteen family's fence while residents debated noise, water, zoning, and a proposed 1,356-acre expansion. It records a nine-hour planning meeting, a unanimous recommendation against the project, and the developer's withdrawal. A later online community is represented by the Solana token $ELOISE; the page displays its contract address and attributes a 100% community-fee pledge to Eloise, her family, the animals, or a selected cause.

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PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
RiskCredibility concern recorded
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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Landing page observed 2026-08-30. The live site may have changed.