Observed arrival · 2026-08-30
Keeper? I Hardly Know Her!
A fantasy football league headquarters tracking standings, roster moves, punishments, champions, group votes, and a duck race for draft order.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Why it surfaced
This is less a league page than a tiny constitutional archive for organized sporting grudges. It records every last-place punishment, uses ranked-choice ballots for collective decisions, and runs a seeded, verifiable duck race to determine the annual draft order.
A fantasy football league headquarters tracking standings, roster moves, punishments, champions, group votes, and a duck race for draft order.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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