Observed arrival · 2026-08-30
The Lake Ontario Naming Desk
An unofficial satirical civic desk weighing “Lake America” against keeping the name Lake Ontario.
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The homepage divides the premise into two linked positions: “Lake America,” described as the volume majority, and “Lake Ontario,” presented as an independent petition desk to keep the existing name. It also announces a welcome center as forthcoming and invokes “EO 14422” with deliberately inappropriate reverence. The page identifies itself as satire rather than an official U.S. or Canadian government site, and lists contact@thelakeontario.com for contact.
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