Observed arrival · 2026-08-30
Triangles.wtf, the Internet’s Third-Largest Triangle Site
A deliberately unfinished triangle shrine with a one-site webring, fake awards, a guestbook, and a missing man named Gary.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The site builds its joke through a dense faux-1990s information architecture rather than a single gag. A directory marks Equilateral, Isosceles, Scalene, and Right as approved, while Circle remains under review and Gary is listed as missing. The page also stages a tiny community around its subject: three guestbook entries, a one-site webring, a MIDI player, and awards such as “Most Sides, Runner-Up.”
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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