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Card 889 of 9992026-08-30 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-30

Triangles.wtf, the Internet’s Third-Largest Triangle Site

triangles.wtf Observed source
Editorial interest 89/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A deliberately unfinished triangle shrine with a one-site webring, fake awards, a guestbook, and a missing man named Gary.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-30 issue.

Field notes

The site builds its joke through a dense faux-1990s information architecture rather than a single gag. A directory marks Equilateral, Isosceles, Scalene, and Right as approved, while Circle remains under review and Gary is listed as missing. The page also stages a tiny community around its subject: three guestbook entries, a one-site webring, a MIDI player, and awards such as “Most Sides, Runner-Up.”

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade

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Landing page observed 2026-08-30. The live site may have changed.