Observed arrival · 2026-08-31
Anti Anti Gravity Counts the Agents
A parody page for AgentWorth, a local command-line tool that analyzes the computational excess behind AI coding workflows.
Field notes
The page presents AgentWorth through a single command: `npx agentworth stats --adapter antigravity`. Its central example attributes a Hello World output to a workflow involving 14 agents, 19 Rust crates, four git worktrees, and a five-hour pacing window, though no generated receipt is visible in the extract. The site also describes the analysis as local and telemetry-free. Its XKCD-style panel and explicit fair-use disclaimer make the page a satire specimen as much as a tool landing page.
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