Observed arrival · 2026-08-31
Clownbid.lol, the Internet's Cheapest Crown
A pay-to-outbid leaderboard where visitors can spend a little more to become the biggest clown on the internet.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The leaderboard currently lists Clownbid.lol as its own top bidder at $2.00, with a recorded total of 12 clicks delivered and a vacant second position. Visitors can submit a name, link, tagline, receipt email, and bid, then pay at least $2.01 to take the crown. The page states that bids are nonrefundable and that the amount paid becomes part of a public record, while its sharing controls distribute the board across several social and messaging platforms.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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