Observed arrival · 2026-08-31

Shut Up and Take My Sats

shutupandtakemysats.dev Observed source

Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A receipt-like account of a Bitcoin wallet that lets Claude spend sats under human-controlled approval rules.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-31 issue.

Field notes

The project exposes four wallet operations—top_up, pay, get_balance, and get_history—through a local MCP server, with policy checks layered around them. The page says the wallet was funded with 6,500 sats, then used for a 500-sat OpenSats donation, a gift-card checkout, and a 12,889-sat domain purchase via L402. It also describes native approval for spending above a threshold and OS-keychain storage for the wallet seed.

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○OpenPublic substance visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

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