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Card 803 of 9992026-08-31 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-31

A $749 Billion Shopping Spree

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Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

An interactive simulator lets you spend a billionaire-sized fortune on 60 real-world and ridiculous items.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-31 issue.

Field notes

The simulator divides its catalog into six spending categories and tracks both the remaining fortune and the percentage spent. Its examples deliberately mix recognizable references with absurd endpoints: a $1.5 million Starlink satellite, a $44 billion Twitter/X purchase, and a $75 million jewelry-covered cake. A 1995 mode applies “1/1000 prices + income,” while the 2026 mode starts with the displayed $749 billion balance. Results can be printed, copied, or turned into a shareable victory image.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
†AdsAdvertising visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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