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Card 901 of 9992026-08-31 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-31

Totally Useless Games, Where Patience Is the Gameplay

totallyuselessgames.com Observed source
Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A catalog of deliberately pointless browser games, including waiting in line, watching grass grow, and pulling a finger.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-31 issue.

Field notes

The catalog currently lists five titles: three marked playable and two marked coming soon. Each entry wraps a mundane delay or bodily gag in a mock operational interface, from “WINDOW 2” and litter collection to “GATE ∞ · BOARDING NEVER.” The page also includes the error string ERR_PLEASE_WAIT_IN_LINE and credits Horus IceRaven alongside “made with Grok Bot,” making the authorship and construction style part of the visible artifact.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade

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Habitat Reduced to One Settee

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Landing page observed 2026-08-31. The live site may have changed.