CACABOURET™ — The Toilet Stool That Changes Your Angle

Field notes

The page frames a seven-centimetre bamboo stool as a posture intervention, pairing a height slider with invented metrics for angle, “colonic fluidity,” and perceived dignity. Its feature list includes a built-in roll holder, fold-flat storage, four-minute assembly, and Bluetooth 5.2 that “does nothing.” The launch narrative attributes the product to Jessica Cherbuin, reports 12,847 preorders and 87,431 CHF raised, while repeatedly flagging its own dubious science and comic fabrication.