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Card 338 of 9982026-09-01 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-01

Gong Turns Waking Up Into a Small Obstacle Course

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Editorial interest 79/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

An iPhone alarm that requires movement to stop, then blocks chosen apps for the first 90 minutes of the morning.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-01 issue.

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Gong organizes its alarm around several explicit failure modes, including turning the alarm off in sleep and getting back into bed after standing. The proposed missions include three squats, making the bed, or walking to a coffee machine, while the page says camera checks happen on the iPhone and frames do not leave it. A separate backup alarm is described as ringing ten minutes after the main alarm, followed by a 90-minute block on selected distracting apps.

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ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use

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