Ky for Boyfriend · Official Campaign

Field notes

The page borrows the structure of an election campaign—registration record, candidate profile, polling figures, platform sections, campaign footage, and a ballot—and applies it to a single romantic decision. Its eleven promises convert private habits into policy, including a free-froyo pledge, a roast exchange, and a matcha policy. The candidate profile supplies the central comic detail: Ky sells water fountains for cats and has never eaten a proper roast.